royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

sounds like a plan

(via lolastarship)

unpleasures asked: your blog is perfect

thx

i seriously cannot handle one more picture of a water bottle like its wATER

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